Find out what fair looks like.
An A–F Fair Price grade puts your quote in perspective, with an estimated overpay range and a confidence level. Thin evidence? Expect ‘not enough data,’ not a made-up number.
Procurely / Roast My Quote
Your quote deserves
a second opinion.
And a roast.
Meet Roast My Quote: AI-powered quote analysis with a sharp sense of humor. Get a fair-price grade, the risky clauses and a stronger starting point for your next negotiation.
For IT buyers, procurement leads, founders and finance teams.
Less fine-print fatigue.More buying power. ↗
Funny about quotes.
Serious about trust.
We roast terms, never peopleConfidence, not false certaintyBuilt for the buyer’s side
01 / From fine print to leverage
Laugh first.
Negotiate better next.
The joke gets your attention. The grade, clause review and counteroffer help you do something with it.
Roast My QuoteIllustrative sample
D−Fair Price grade
CRM renewal
CRM renewal
“A 9% auto-uplift? That’s a love letter to their CFO.”
The ask: cap the annual uplift.
Request a fixed renewal rate and remove automatic increases before signing.
Sample only, not a benchmark result or savings claim. Actual findings depend on your quote and available evidence.
Read between the clauses.
Spot auto-renewals, annual uplifts, true-ups and termination traps. See why each term matters—and the specific change to ask for.
Send a better counteroffer.
Turn the findings into a negotiation email. Choose polite, firm or walk-away language, without starting from a blank page.
A result worth passing around.
Share cards are designed to show the best roast line and grade, with vendor names hidden by default.
02 / Start small. Buy smarter.
A free roast. A plan for the rest.
Our planned lineup: Free at $0 for 3 roasts a month; Pro at $39/month for unlimited roasts, full reports, scripts and renewal reminders; Team at $199/month for 10 seats, a shared library and Negotiator mode.
Starting prices and feature availability may change during launch. Current available plans appear below.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Buying at enterprise or public-sector scale?
The enterprise path is Quantum LeapAI: portfolio-wide vendor intelligence under a separate contract.
03 / Your next move
Don’t let the fine print
get the last word.
Start with a second opinion. Bring a sharper question—and a stronger counteroffer—to your next vendor conversation.